2. This question is hilarious.
3. PLEASE TELL ME THINGS ABOUT SCIENCE AND LEFT-HANDEDNESS. Excuse the caps – I’m genuinely interested.
4. I enjoy my left-handed/ambidextrous qualities. I’ll take your drugs, but changing my handedness is non-negotiable, pal!
I understand the idea behind the questions, but they are phrased strangely, yes?
Sidenote: I am genuinely disappointed in the human race for the forced conversion from left to right-handedness. Sure, using scissors and writing in binders is easier for those right-handers; sure, I’m still not sure if I bowl left-handed or right; sure, I don’t have a tennis backhand, instead simply switch the racket between hands…BUT who can fluently mirror-write like Leonardo DaVinci…this kid. I blame nuns for the whole thing.
Thank you, goodnight, WordPress. Night two without sleep AIDS – I may or may not be getting squirrelly. Thank you for indulging in my nonsense.